Chapter 263: Driving Your Mother Xiniu Hezhou is 30,000 miles north of Lingshan. The old Taoist picked his nose, and a big nose popped out. Standing beside him, Lu Dongbin, wearing a neatly-tied hat and robe, holding a whisk and carrying the Chunyang sword, with a handsome and heroic face, silently moved a few steps to the side. "Why are you running? I'm not going to wipe you." The old Taoist looked at Lu Dongbin with disdain and rubbed his chest twice, which was considered as wiping his hands. "Fellow……" Lu Dongbin breathed a sigh of relief, rolled his eyes silently, and then said, "Does it have to be so disgusting?" "You are one of the founders of Quanzhen Dharma, but you don't know that the human body contains countless treasures, and it is inevitable that there will be dirty things. I look like I am picking my nose, but in fact I am doing it to keep the pure and remove the turbid. How come I get such a disgusting evaluation from you?" The old Taoist said confidently, shook his head and sighed: "Xiao Lu, you still need to practice." "If this is the great way, I would rather never find the door to it in my lifetime."

Lu Dongbin couldn't help but rolled his eyes. He found that his mentality was always unstable when he was around this senior. The last time he had this feeling was when it came to that damned monkey. Could it be that all these bastards in the three realms were cut from the same mold? Also, why do I always run into this kind of asshole? Lu Dongbin reflected silently. "Heh...too!" At this moment, the old Taoist seemed to have an uncomfortable throat. He coughed up a mouthful of phlegm and spit it out casually. Lu Dongbin's expression changed, and he looked at the old Taoist with a hint of sigh. There is actually a realm difference between them, but I didn’t even realize it. It's just that it's a bit disgusting... Lu Dongbin thought to himself and looked in the direction where the spit flew out. It flew not far before it was annihilated by a sudden flash of red-gold light. Within that scarlet-gold light, there was an extremely rich Qi of merit that was visible to the naked eye. Only Buddhism has the method to integrate merit and virtue with one's own magic power. Moreover, one must have cultivated to an extremely high level, or even the level of sentient beings above and below, to have the Buddha's light that Lu Dongbin saw. Lu Dongbin's expression became much more solemn, and the whisk in his hand disappeared at some point. His hands hung down, and there seemed to be an inexplicable great power gathering in his cuffs. At his level, there are not many people in the entire Three Realms who can make him feel as if he is facing a formidable enemy. And the owner of the Buddha's light in front of you is one of them. The old Taoist didn't react at all, he just watched indifferently.

As the Buddha's light extinguished, a figure slowly emerged. He was a fat little monk, wearing a simple blue-gray monk's robe. He was chubby, smart and cute, with his belly exposed and a string of sandalwood Buddhist beads hanging around his neck. As soon as the little fat monk appeared, he saluted the old Taoist and Lu Dongbin with a smile. "Fellow Daoist Da Ting, Fellow Daoist Lu, long time no see." The old Taoist didn't say anything and continued picking his nose. Lü Dongbin, who was standing by, returned the greeting meticulously and said, "I am honored to meet... the Buddha from the East." No matter what he is here for, it may even come to a point of physical violence, but due respect must be shown. This has nothing to do with anything else, but is an interpretation of the deepest rules of the Three Realms. That is: strength is respected. The chubby monk in front of him is none other than one of the Three Buddhas of Buddhism, the future Maitreya Buddha, also known as the Buddha from the East. "Stop talking nonsense." The old Taoist waved his hand casually and pointed to the sacred mountain which was 30,000 miles away behind the Buddha from the East. "I'll give you some face, go back." Well, it's true that strength is respected in the Three Realms, but there will always be a few bastards who have no taboos. The Buddha from the East was still smiling, not showing any sign of getting angry at the old Taoist's words. He just smiled and said, "What a disrespectful bastard! Can't you be a little more polite when you speak?" The old Taoist didn't respond, but just rolled up his sleeves silently and raised his eyelids. "Want to pick a fight?" As soon as these words were spoken, Lu Dongbin was already ready to go. His pure Yang Qi was stirring, and even the sunlight from the sky seemed to be three times hotter. It’s no wonder that Lu Dongbin lost his temper. He really couldn’t bear it anymore. These two big guys seemed to be just bickering with each other, but in Lu Dongbin's eyes, it was a different scene. The magnificent Buddha's light and the pervasive evil spirits cancel each other out and annihilate each other in an unknown place. The "sparks" that burst out even represent "Tao" in a sense. The gap in strength becomes greater as one moves up a level. "Ugh……" The Buddha from the East sighed and said, "Is it too much?" "Ever?" The old Taoist blinked indifferently and said as a matter of course: "If you stretch your hand too far, you must be prepared to be cut off. This is the same even if Tathagata is here." "That's what you said, but can't we leave a way out?" The Buddha from the East became more and more helpless.

I should have thought of it earlier. The only person in the Heavenly Court who can negotiate with me, stand firm and even gain great advantages is the one in front of me. It’s ridiculous that I thought that Tianpeng would come out to talk to me face to face. "I say, when did you Buddhists become so stingy? It's just a boy who was in charge of the chimes. If he dies, he dies. Why are you talking so much nonsense?" The old Taoist rolled his eyes in a very ungraceful manner, seeming to be speechless about the stinginess of the Buddha coming from the East. "My fellow Daoist, if it was just a boy who played the bell, you wouldn't be standing here to stop me, right?" The Buddha from the East blinked his eyes and said, "Does it have any fun playing dumb?" "It's damn interesting." The old Taoist grinned, his smile somewhat arrogantly. Lu Dongbin could no longer hold back. If they continued chatting like this, he felt that he would lose control and take action. The two beings, who were only one step away from the pinnacle of the Three Realms, seemed to be talking nonsense to each other, but the confrontation in secret had been pushed to the most explosive level from the very beginning. Lu Dongbin could see and sense it, but because of this perception, Lu Dongbin's sense of crisis was maximized. I shouldn't have come... Lu Dongbin sighed silently. "Isn't it a little late for me to argue with you now?" The Buddha from the East suddenly asked. "Well, from the moment I stood here, I guess your boy is dead." The old Taoist said seriously: "You also know that my kid was trained by Old Wei to be a decisive and murderous person." "Besides, you have experienced Tianpeng's sword. Your boy is dead. There is no other possibility." Buddha Donglai sighed, with a look of reminiscence in his face, and said: "Yes, Tianpeng's sword dared to draw it against Buddha when he was insignificant, let alone now." "Ugh……" Buddha from the East sighed and asked in the same seriousness: "Can I let your son pay for his life with his own? Just kill him once, just once." "Fuck you." The old Taoist's answer was very straightforward. "Tsk." The Buddha from the East smacked his lips helplessly and said, "Then there is nothing to say?" "Gone." The old Taoist nodded and said, "Do it?" "Ah."

The Buddha from the East also nodded. The next moment, the two of them disappeared at the same time. No, not disappearing, but dispersing. Scattered in time, cause and effect, space, the void, and the heaven beyond the heaven. Such a battlefield cannot exist in just one place, but is everywhere. The mystery behind it cannot be told to outsiders. Of course, it is extremely dangerous and cruel. Especially for a cultivator like me who can sense it but cannot easily touch it. Lu Dongbin sighed silently and suddenly raised his eyes. A Bodhisattva appeared before my eyes. This Bodhisattva had a compassionate face, but the moment he appeared, he threw out a golden cymbal and headed straight for Lu Dongbin. "Maitreya's left attendant is the Bodhisattva of Great Wonderful Appearance." As Lu Dongbin spoke softly, the pure Yang Qi that had been accumulated for a long time suddenly burst out. There was a hint of viciousness in the eyes of this one of the Eight Immortals of the Upper Cave, which shone with pure yang divine light. It’s fine that you can’t beat those two big ones, but how dare a little one like you come up and stab them? I dare not say that I am invincible in the same realm, but I am not someone who can be shaken by a young man like you. 'boom! ! ! ’ The battle between one of the Five Patriarchs of Quanzhen Taoism and the left attendant of Maitreya Buddhism started the moment they came into contact. ………… Jiang Lin didn't know that, miles away, his old man was having a fight with Lu Zu. He looked down at the ground not far from his feet. There, there was a head, a head without hair. This was naturally the head of the fat monk, but its appearance changed the moment it was chopped off. He was no longer the chubby and cute boy he used to be. Instead, he had a disheveled head, a thin golden band around his neck, bare eyes, two yellow eyebrows that stood up straight, a nose that was wide open, and a square mouth with sharp teeth. All in all, he doesn't look like a good person. "really." Jiang Lin frowned, but was not surprised. You can recognize this person from his two yellow eyebrows. The disciple of the Buddha from the Western Lingshan Mountain, the yellow-browed boy, or the Yellow-browed Venerable. This guy was also the one who appeared in the Little Leiyin Kingdom.

It seems that Buddhism is also unwilling to be lonely. Jiang Lin sighed in his heart, this Huang Mei was obviously a discarded pawn, after all, he was originally doing dirty work for the Buddha from the East. Thinking of this, Jiang Lin collected the lifeless corpse and head after being chopped by the Tianpeng sword. He didn't know, or perhaps because of his limited vision and the information he had access to, the abandoned child in Jiang Lin's eyes caused a big fight between the Buddha of the East and his own old man. In this battle, my realm is not high enough and I am not even qualified to sense it. Most of those who were able to sense it chose to turn a blind eye, not because they didn't want to see it, but because they didn't dare. It is hard to say about the Buddha from the East, but the reincarnated King of Fengdu is a man with a mind as narrow as a needle tip. If he saw it, would anything good happen? "You actually..." The young master of Shangqing Academy stared blankly. Even this third-rank great god was shocked by Jiang Lin's decisiveness in killing. He actually killed the Yellow-browed Venerable because of a disagreement! This is simply slapping the face of the Buddha in the face in public! According to his thinking, even if the matter is exposed, no, it will definitely be exposed, after all, this was originally a doll given to the big guys in heaven. After all, the Junior Dean of Shangqing Academy also knew that the complete and thorough suppression of the Celestial Being Department by the Ascension Department would inevitably cause dissatisfaction from higher levels. But he could never have imagined that the price would not only be the gods and immortals of Shangqing Court, but even the life of Venerable Huangmei! The young man in front of him holding the Tianpeng sword is not going to show any dignity! There is only one word: kill! I won't stop until the blood flows like a river! "You deserve to die too." Jiang Lin looked at the young master of Shangqing Court, tilted his head, and said, "But, Tan Zhen doesn't seem to be dead, he was just demoted to the third-rank immortal. After all, he is a third-rank great god, and the Heavenly Court should have the dignity it deserves." "So, do you want to die now, or go to Lingxiao Palace?" Jiang Lin asked softly, and the Tianpeng sword in his hand once again emitted a majestic light. The young dean of Shangqingyuan looked at the young Taoist priest covered in blood. He is obviously just a little kid who has just entered the way of immortality. He is just relying on the magic weapon in his hand, but he dares to speak like this! He really wanted to yell back. But after seeing those eyes glowing with purple-gold divine light, all the words were swallowed up. Do you really think that no matter who it is, holding the sword of Marshal Tianpeng, he can achieve this? Do you really think that no matter who it is, he can humiliate a third-rank god like this? The young master of Shangqingyuan thought a lot, and finally suddenly looked up. "Do you think you're doing the right thing?" "You killed three thousand people from the Tianshu Court and two thousand from the Shangqing Court."

"With such a big vacancy, the Heavenly Court will be further shut down. Is this what you want to see?" "A chaotic heaven will benefit no one." "Moreover, don't you think that with the decline of Shangqing Court and Tianshu Court, the power of your Beiji Exorcism Court, Shenxiao Yushu and Judicial Hall has been involuntarily expanded?" The words of the Shaoyuan of Shangqingyuan were very clear, simple and thorough. "To use the law to overwhelm someone, especially simply to overwhelm someone with the law, is never a small matter." "Perhaps Emperor Ziwei has never had any other ideas, but the expansion of power is a fact. Do you think it is a good thing that the North Pole Exorcism Institute uses the Black Law to override the political and financial power of the Heavenly Court?" Jiang Lin remained silent, just quietly looking at the young master of Shangqingyuan in front of him. I have to say, what he said makes sense, but it only makes sense at first glance. Without mentioning anything else, Jiang Lin felt that, given the temperament of his own Wei Fazu, if any immortal or god from the North Pole Exorcism Institute really crossed the line, there would be no other possibility except being sent to Fengdu Heavenly Prison. As for more vacancies leading to bigger shutdowns… It is never a good idea to stop eating because of choking. "You must be thinking that there are many cultivators and ascenders in the Three Realms, so the vacancy is only temporary, right?" The Junior Dean of Shangqing Court shook his head and said, "You are wrong. If it is really that simple, how can I be so virtuous and capable as to have Taibai Xingjun show up to persuade us?" "Do you really think that this Star Lord can be forced?" "Well, I won't say any more to you. I will go to Lingxiao Palace by myself." The young dean of Shangqingyuan said this without even looking at Jiang Lin. He walked past Jiang Lin but stopped behind Jiang Lin. "You are a knife, a very useful knife." After saying this, the young master of Shangqingyuan walked away. 'boom! ’ 'Snapped! ' However, at this moment, an extremely ferocious force suddenly emerged and hit Shangqing Shaoyuan fiercely. Then, there was an extremely loud slap. Marshal Tianpeng slowly walked out of the void and looked at the Junior Dean of Shangqing Academy who had lost half his life due to a slap. The Grand Marshal had no intention of being polite and started cursing. "A person who talks nonsense." "Fuck you." (End of this chapter)