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Traveling Through The Heavens, I Am The Avada Sword Master

Chapter 56: The Weasley twins' pranks

Chen Yu was very curious about what tricks the Weasley Twins could play with spicy strips.

Money? It doesn't matter, what matters is happiness.

What could be more enjoyable than watching the Weasley Twins come up with strange inventions?

Death is a truly unpleasant topic, but that's the plot of 'Deathly Hallows' six years later.

As a player with a system, given his current rate of strength growth, Chen Yu felt confident he could save George during the 'Deathly Hallows' storyline.

Oh, and others too, by the way.

At worst, he could use a Teyvat Fried Egg to avert tragedy; if one wasn't enough, he’d just make a few more.

The proficiency of Occlumency was the easiest of all Chen Yu's skills to level up; as long as Chen Yu maintained a meditative state, he could see the Occlumency proficiency increase little by little.

Soon, the level of Occlumency reached LV3.

With Occlumency at LV3, Chen Yu could not only construct false memories in his mind to deceive wizards using Legilimency, but also delve deep into long-forgotten memories in his mind.

Let me think, what was I thinking when I watched 'Harry Potter' before?

Learning magic? I've always been doing that.

Shabu-shabu hotpot in a cauldron? Interesting, and I did it, the taste wasn't bad.

Going to the Forbidden Forest to find magical creatures? Avada is very useful.

Childhood was truly innocent... after the innocent childhood passed, the subsequent memories related to 'Harry Potter' became a bit speechless.

Make Professor Snape wear women's clothing? Hmm... well, that's a bit difficult.

He can't possibly threaten Professor Snape by resurrecting Lily, can he?

Speaking of which, Lily should be a skeleton by now, right? Can a Teyvat Fried Egg save her in that situation?

If Lily is brought back to life, what about James?

If James is brought back to life, Professor Snape will surely go crazy!

“...”

Why is Professor McGonagall doing ballet?

Dumbledore holding an AK47 cosplaying Gandalf?

And Lord Voldemort wearing fishnet stockings and doing a high-energy dance?

Chen Yu's face crumpled, looking like an old man staring at a phone.

What exactly did those Bilibili 'Guichu' (parody) creators stuff into my memories? Why couldn't I find much of the 'Harry Potter' plot in my memory, but instead a ton of parody material?

Oh, I remember now. The later movie plots of 'Harry Potter' were too dark for me at the time. I used to skip through them when watching them at the internet cafe.

Chen Yu recalled the 'Harry Potter' movie plots while feeling annoyed.

Especially those 'eye-stinging' video memories; the more he tried not to recall them, the clearer they became.

“Chen Yu, what's wrong?”

Seeing Chen Yu's pained expression, Ron stopped eating his spicy strips and quickly asked with concern.

“Nothing, just remembered some 'eye-stinging' memories.”

Chen Yu waved his hand, indicating he was fine.

He couldn't possibly tell Ron that he remembered seeing a video of Lord Voldemort wearing fishnet stockings and doing a high-energy dance in the real world, could he?

That would be outrageous!

Chen Yu looked up at the system time; the Quidditch match would start in half an hour, so there was no more time to waste.

Chen Yu quickly told Fred, George, and Ron to move the snacks they were going to sell onto the small carts.

Then he saw Fred and George exchange a knowing look, then took two steps back from Chen Yu.

“Sorry, the match is about to start, we have to go play Quidditch. Right, George.”

“That's right, Fred. I can't believe Chen Yu didn't know we were Quidditch players until the very end.”

“Prank success!”

The Weasley Brothers high-fived to celebrate, and simultaneously, with perfect synchronicity, pulled out broom models no bigger than a finger from their wizard robes.

“Engorgio!”

As Chen Yu watched in stunned silence, the two flying brooms returned to their normal size.

The Weasley Brothers mounted their flying brooms, said, “Happy pranking!” and then flew off.

The kitchen still echoed with the loud laughter of the Weasley Twins, triumphant in their prank.

Chen Yu stared dumbfounded in the direction they left, and asked Ron incredulously, “Fred and George are members of the Gryffindor Quidditch team? Why didn't you tell me?”

Ron said aggrievedly, “You left in a hurry that day, I didn't have time to tell you. Later, when Fred and George found out, they threatened me not to tell you, wanting to see when you'd discover it. I didn't expect you wouldn't know until the very end.”

Ron continued to explain, “All the Little Wizards who follow Quidditch know Fred and George are on the Gryffindor team. I really didn't expect you to truly not be interested in Quidditch, to not even know these things.”

Ron spoke so pitifully that Chen Yu couldn't bring himself to be angry with him.

Chen Yu had a bit of a headache; he hadn't expected the prank-loving twins from 'Harry Potter' to actually prank him.

This was truly unbearable.

One day, he would get his revenge and perfectly prank these two twins.

These two claimed to have fallen in love with the taste of spicy strips. If so, next time he would put Carolina Reaper peppers in the spicy strips and see if they could still laugh.

Chen Yu wasn't worried that a Carolina Reaper would cause any irreversible damage to the two twins.

One must know that for wizards, it's all about being 'thin-skinned but thick-fleshed'.

Although Little Wizards might seem as fragile as ordinary people in terms of physical fitness, their vitality is incredibly tenacious.

In the movie, Neville only broke a bone when he fell from four or five stories high onto the grass.

Harry's arm bones were removed by Professor Lockhart with the wrong spell, but he was still bouncing around two days later.

Of course, this doesn't rule out the possibility of Madam Pomfrey's excellent medical skills at the Hogwarts infirmary.

But it's enough to reflect the vigorous vitality of Little Wizards.

Most ordinary people wouldn't even make it to the infirmary, would they?

Since two people were gone, Chen Yu canceled the duplicates of the two small carts.

He pulled out the Serenitea Pot and absorbed most of the snacks into it, then used the Levitation Charm to place the remaining snacks into the two remaining small carts.

Seeing Chen Yu pull out a new gadget again, Ron blinked his eyes, not daring to ask what kind of magical item it was this time.

He was afraid that Chen Yu was still angry, and after his two mischievous twin brothers had pranked him and left, he would take his anger out on Ron.

Chen Yu walked in silence all the way until they reached the Quidditch Pitch, where the two of them pushed their carts and separated.

Ron chose to sell in Gryffindor, while Chen Yu chose to go to the Hufflepuff section.

The Quidditch Pitch was huge, much larger than a football field in the real world.

The Gryffindor and Slytherin Quidditch players were already in position, waiting for Madam Hooch to blow her silver whistle and start the match.

Chen Yu saw the Weasley Brothers, riding their flying brooms in the sky, still waving at him.

It seemed the successful prank had put them in a good mood.

Chen Yu pushed his cart to the Hufflepuff House section.

As soon as he arrived at Hufflepuff, the snacks in the cart piqued the interest of these little badgers.

After a few free samples of spicy strips and popcorn, they were immediately mobbed by a crowd of Little Wizards.

Chen Yu listened to the commentator's explanation of the Quidditch match while watching the snacks in the cart diminish and the Sickles and Knuts in the box increase.

Listening to the clinking of coins, he felt his mood, which had been soured by the twins' prank, improve considerably.

When the snacks in the cart were almost sold out, Chen Yu heard Quidditch commentator Lee Jordan's exclamation.

The surrounding audience all stood up, staring in horror at the sky.

Chen Yu looked up and saw Harry's flying broom twisting wildly, with Harry holding onto the broom with only one hand, a very dangerous situation.

A Hufflepuff Little Wizard nearby exclaimed, “Merlin's beard, it looks like Harry's flying broom is out of control!”

“Could it be that the Slytherin player just damaged Harry's flying broom?”

The surrounding Little Wizards immediately put on their binoculars to check on Harry's situation.

Chen Yu saw the Weasley Brothers prepare to reach out to save Harry, but Harry's flying broom consciously kept tumbling and rolling, flying higher, preventing the Gryffindor Quidditch players from rescuing him.

The situation was extremely critical.